Cult of the Frog Zine by Seth Karp
“Do you have a loved onw who has joined or has talked about joining the Newfrog Agenda (also known as The People’s Movement for World Frogging, the Frogly Disciples of Saint Mauve, or The Frog Cult)?
Do you want to aid the return of brainwashed cult members to their families and friends?
Have you been haring conflicting information about the group, and are you unsure of what to believe?
Do you want to prevent the Earth from being terraformed into a putrid, humid swamp filled with anarchist frog-man hybrids?
Could you be convinced to follow a falsely three-eyed frog who communicates through a vocoder?
Have you noticed water being stolen from your property, or ben vexed by higher-than-usual water bills?
Have you recently gone to check your mail and noticed that it’s been damp and/or muddy, even when it hasn’t rained in weeks?
Have you been unsure of and yet hesitant to ask the meaning behind terms such as ‘swamp world,’ ‘wet thought,’ ‘social Frogging,’ ‘the all-mother’s divine swamp kingdom’ and ‘bogplay’?
If your answer for any of these questions is yes, then please read this pamphlet assembled and distributed by the Ohio Freethinkers’ Unfrogging Commission in its entirety. Please feel free to photocopy and distribute this pamphlet or any of its contents.” - Seth Karp
8.5” x 5.5”
*Consignment item. Not eligible for 10% membership discount. All consignment purchases are final and non-refundable once shipped.
“Do you have a loved onw who has joined or has talked about joining the Newfrog Agenda (also known as The People’s Movement for World Frogging, the Frogly Disciples of Saint Mauve, or The Frog Cult)?
Do you want to aid the return of brainwashed cult members to their families and friends?
Have you been haring conflicting information about the group, and are you unsure of what to believe?
Do you want to prevent the Earth from being terraformed into a putrid, humid swamp filled with anarchist frog-man hybrids?
Could you be convinced to follow a falsely three-eyed frog who communicates through a vocoder?
Have you noticed water being stolen from your property, or ben vexed by higher-than-usual water bills?
Have you recently gone to check your mail and noticed that it’s been damp and/or muddy, even when it hasn’t rained in weeks?
Have you been unsure of and yet hesitant to ask the meaning behind terms such as ‘swamp world,’ ‘wet thought,’ ‘social Frogging,’ ‘the all-mother’s divine swamp kingdom’ and ‘bogplay’?
If your answer for any of these questions is yes, then please read this pamphlet assembled and distributed by the Ohio Freethinkers’ Unfrogging Commission in its entirety. Please feel free to photocopy and distribute this pamphlet or any of its contents.” - Seth Karp
8.5” x 5.5”
*Consignment item. Not eligible for 10% membership discount. All consignment purchases are final and non-refundable once shipped.
“Do you have a loved onw who has joined or has talked about joining the Newfrog Agenda (also known as The People’s Movement for World Frogging, the Frogly Disciples of Saint Mauve, or The Frog Cult)?
Do you want to aid the return of brainwashed cult members to their families and friends?
Have you been haring conflicting information about the group, and are you unsure of what to believe?
Do you want to prevent the Earth from being terraformed into a putrid, humid swamp filled with anarchist frog-man hybrids?
Could you be convinced to follow a falsely three-eyed frog who communicates through a vocoder?
Have you noticed water being stolen from your property, or ben vexed by higher-than-usual water bills?
Have you recently gone to check your mail and noticed that it’s been damp and/or muddy, even when it hasn’t rained in weeks?
Have you been unsure of and yet hesitant to ask the meaning behind terms such as ‘swamp world,’ ‘wet thought,’ ‘social Frogging,’ ‘the all-mother’s divine swamp kingdom’ and ‘bogplay’?
If your answer for any of these questions is yes, then please read this pamphlet assembled and distributed by the Ohio Freethinkers’ Unfrogging Commission in its entirety. Please feel free to photocopy and distribute this pamphlet or any of its contents.” - Seth Karp
8.5” x 5.5”
*Consignment item. Not eligible for 10% membership discount. All consignment purchases are final and non-refundable once shipped.
Seth Karp (he/him) is a Saint Paul-based literary translator, comic artist, zinester, and nudibranch enthusiast. His work reflects a deep love of the absurd, as well as his interests in zoology, foreign languages, and international genre fiction. When he’s not translating Chinese fantasy novels or coming up with his own content, he can typically be found rendering each individual strand of shoulder hair on an unflatteringly exaggerated self-portrait with loving attention to detail. He hopes to create a wider audience for his work, and to start (and finish) more ambitious projects over the next few years.
Instagram: @SethKarp
